Self-Portrait Tuesday

For April, in a misguided attempt at making you laugh.
I am Princess Peacock, sent to peck away at the last vestiges of virtue and honor in this world! My Lair is in the giant birdcage at the St. Louis Zoo and my super power is the ability to communicate with birds, and make them obey my every command. Obviously I use this power for evil, and many innocent winged creatures perish on my behalf. My greatest enemy is Cat Woman (DUH), and I fear being sucked into a jet engine and am eaisly distracted by mirrors and large shiny things. Quake with fear, tiny mortals, lest I use my flamingo bowling technique and round robin divebombs to destroy you. Thank you, that will be all.