What they don't tell you

The worst part of having a sick baby is not the worrying, the loss of sleep for everyone in the family, or even the clean up.
The worst part of having a sick baby is when the woman behind you in the grocery store peers into your cart and says "Sick baby, huh?" as she hoists her only purchase (a gallon jug of generic vodka) on to the belt and proceeds to tell you, in gory detail, about the time her son had the rotovirus and vomited thirty-three times. Seriously.